THE CHEESE DICK KULT: March 2009

JED:So nick, being a leprechaun how do you feel having the world celebrate this holiday "st patrics day"?

NICK DIRKS: its cool. everyone bows to me
once a year

JED:Awesome. blondes or brunettes?

brunette

JED:oregon or salt lake?

NICK DIRKS:oregon dummy

JED:cheesedicks or skeleton crew?

NICK DIRKS :CHZDIX

JED:black sabbath or judas priest?

NICK DIRKS:sabbath

JED:ass or tits

NICK DIRKS:
hmmm
tits
im a tit guy

JED:like...huge sloppy ones? whats the ideal size?

NICK DIRKS:
yeah like sloppy joe type tits
maybe a mellow c cup

JED:pancakes

JED:Where is your favorite place to snowboard in the entire world

NICK DIRKS:
meadows. but i hate that place nowadays
there jerks

JED:how so?

NICK DIRKS:
i think they imported a bunch of workers. and they have those stupid little scan guns. like the ones in colorado. i hate colorado

JED:colorado or flint michigan?

NICK DIRKS:
i would rather go to flint
atleats they have a large juggalo following

JED:got any good larry(lnp) stories?

NICK DIRKS:
other than him shitting his pants?

JED:lets here that one

NICK DIRKS:
i wasnt actually there but he shit his pants hitting a rail. and wiped up the mess with his skeleton crew hoodie
take that skeleton crew

JED:say the first thing that comes to mind

JED:mellons

NICK DIRKS:turkey breast

JED:hair

NICK DIRKS:pie

JED:jello

NICK DIRKS:bath

JED:2 girls

NICK DIRKS:on your face

JED: top 3 snowskaters

NICK DIRKS: jp. myself. and riley

Isaac's Story:

"Isaac has been snowskating for 5 years. He first caught interest in snowskating when he saw one in a magazine and decided to give it a try. The next year he sent a video to Premier and made the AM Team. That summer Isaac attended the first Snowskate US Open and placed 3rd under Joel Maxey and NICK DIRKS. : - premiersnowsk8.com
nick is an inspiration to snowskaters all over the globe....

JED: k last one...5 songs you like right now and 5 skateboarders you like

NICK DIRKS:
this might take awhile
too short: dont fight the feelin
country joe and the fish: death sound
ultimate spinach: your head is reeling
pentagram: review your choices
one more uh
davie allan and the arrows, bules theme
now skateboarders
really hyped on ave right now
his part was cool
anthony van englen
tony trujillo
jamie tancowny
omar salazar

JED:haha

NICK DIRKS: what?

JED: Jamie hates riley i guess....riley says "he broke my ipod when he tried to beat me up"

NICK DIRKS:hahahha

NICK DIRKS:they got beef