Tuesday, December 30, 2008

super blob

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=39116335

PICKLESSSSSSSSS

Monday, December 29, 2008

how to nose grind with jed the fag

http://snowboarding.transworld.net/2008/12/30/how-to-nosepress-with-jed-anderson/

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Monday, December 22, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008



CUT DICKK

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Thursday, December 11, 2008

JARAD HADI MAKES THE MOVE FROM THE skeleton crew TO THE SUPERIOR CHEESE DICKS CREW


We're proud to announce Jarad Hadi has quit our long time nemesis crew (the skeleton crew) and has now joined our superior institution. He'd like to personally say, "fuck the skeleton crew and anyone who likes it", so lets give it up for the guy.

PHOTO: Nick Dirks

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Friday, November 28, 2008

awesome

http://www.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogsection&id=3&Itemid=40&frontpage=1&clipid=474&category=P-Stone

HAMMER

IMPOSTER Leaky Bum BUm



Thursday, November 27, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008


New Source team rider RYAN SHECKLER welcome to the team my man!
Check out the new travel series snowboards sheckler will be rockin this season on the site, ThEy TuK oUt ThE mIdLe MaN CLICK HERE TO CHECK THEM OUT

CHEESE DICKS WELCOMES THE SUTTON BROS

WELCOME

Friday, November 14, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

LAURENT N.P. CONVO



skateboarding or snowboarding?
8:17pmLaurent-Nicolas
skateboarding
8:17pmjed
candy or sex
8:18pmLaurent-Nicolas
candy during sex with weed...remember the quesiont was candy or weed
haha
8:18pmjed
broken neck or broken dick
8:18pmLaurent-Nicolas
broken dick
happens to me once
8:19pmjed
do you smoke weed
8:19pmLaurent-Nicolas
no...not really
8:19pmjed
do you snort coke
8:19pmLaurent-Nicolas
no never...shit's gross
8:19pmjed
do you shoot H
8:20pmLaurent-Nicolas
sometimes in my dick only
8:20pmjed
nice.
8:20pmLaurent-Nicolas
remember when we did it hahaha goodtimes
8:20pmjed
yeah
i did it in the butthole.
how old are you?
8:20pmLaurent-Nicolas
u crazy
0
0 years
8:21pmjed
actully though
8:21pmLaurent-Nicolas
57
8:21pmjed
word
8:21pmLaurent-Nicolas
22
8:21pmjed
okay
ben b or max b
8:21pmLaurent-Nicolas
isn't like 5 time your age
Ben cause I,m crashing at his place
JED SAYS
powder or rails?

Laurent-Nicolas
powder in the street
8:02pmjed
ashbury or holden
8:03pmLaurent-Nicolas
videograss
haha
got u on that one douchebag
8:03pmjed
not really richie
i mean
laurent...
8:03pmLaurent-Nicolas
fuck u
hahaha
8:03pmjed
whats that big rich?
saw your part in the now
it was pretty cool
8:04pmLaurent-Nicolas
thanks but that's not me it's my brother richie
he skate good
8:04pmjed
whats that boulala?
8:04pmLaurent-Nicolas
saw him at chrismas last year and he use to be punk rock
my cousin is in jail did I told you
Ali
8:05pmjed
rough
8:05pmLaurent-Nicolas
got in a big accident with my friend Shane who died
sucks
RIP bro
ride on Shane
8:06pmjed
whats your favorite food?
8:06pmLaurent-Nicolas
Lasagna is pretty good
8:06pmjed
drink?
8:06pmLaurent-Nicolas
roast beef
drink
hum
Heineken
hahaha
8:06pmjed
that was a gay answer
8:06pmLaurent-Nicolas
hahahahahaha
ok ok
I wanted to look sketchy and cool
fruit punch
8:07pmjed
haha









i heard that you have 6 toes and 11 fingerS?
8:08pmLaurent-Nicolas
yeah
8:08pmjed
squidrow or videograss?
8:09pmLaurent-Nicolas
what's squidrow
Baker 3
hahaha
gai!
8:09pmjed
haha
any last words?
8:09pmLaurent-Nicolas
peace,love,hate,kill,rape,kis and die
hey can I ask you question
8:10pmjed
yea
8:10pmLaurent-Nicolas
ok
when did you stop cliff diving
8:10pmjed
3 years ago
when i broke my neck jumpin trebble charger up at mount dicksmack
8:11pmLaurent-Nicolas
Skateboarding or snowboarding
8:11pmjed
ahha
skating
8:11pmLaurent-Nicolas
like ice skating
8:11pmjed
yeah
speed.
8:11pmLaurent-Nicolas
that's cool
8:11pmjed
thanks
8:11pmLaurent-Nicolas
not here to judge man!
you would you like to ride with
the game or barack obama
8:12pmjed
the smae piggy backing barack
the game*
8:13pmLaurent-Nicolas
so the game or obama
I'd ritaher ride wiht the game
but like I said not here to judge
8:13pmjed
this needs to end
its going to be like 8 pages long
8:13pmLaurent-Nicolas
why are you the king of all homos
8:13pmjed
cause i have dicks for fingers

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

Thursday, November 6, 2008

DEEEEEEE----THREEEEEEE

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Monday, November 3, 2008

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Friday, October 31, 2008

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM THE CHEESE DICKS


Graham is just too cool and has too many plans

Thursday, October 30, 2008

HAHA

FIRST CHEESE DICK TATTOO

lane clark, recently home from his trip to thailand....came home with a little super rize!
done by some shitty tattoo guy on a beach, lane comes home with this piece of GREAT art work.
love you lane


lane clark, recently home from his trip to thailand....came home with a little super rize!
done by some shitty tattoo guy on a beach, lane comes home with this piece of art work.
love you lane

baby

Stan, your biggest fan

October 24. 2008 23:08


Yo Andre, what's up dude?
My name is Peter Chiasson and i'm currently living in Banff, AB. I am writing to you because not only do I feel that I am the biggest fan of Simon and Nomis clothing in Canada and maybe even North America for that matter, but I missed seeing Simon and Jay when they made their surprise visit to Banff and to Unlimited. It was due to the fact that my girlfriend and I had booked a room at The Fairmont Palliser as we both are employees at the Fairmont Banff Springs. Also, I am on stress leave from where I work as a Banquet Houseman for 2 weeks and this was a chance for the both of us to not only get away from Banff for a couple of days but also a chance to well, ya know be alone and together.
Now since I am like his biggest fan and was told on Tuesday that he could be making an appearance at any point that day I chose to stay close by and talk with the boys, with whom I already know quite mainly because well I go into the store just about every day to ask and see their newest Nomis gear. And I must say since last fall I have developed quite a large collection. I have over 20 hoodies, too many tees that i have lost count, 6 pairs of nomis denim, and 8 fitted caps. My girlfriend thinks I am obsessed and perhaps I am but I mean who doesn't love the colorways and designs that have come out over the summer and especially so far this fall. I've bought so much of it already and I even bought the Simon denim snowboard pant that he is wearing in the January 31st,2009 issue of Snowboard Canada with the White & Purple Plaid Jacket with the Orange writing, which btw is the jacket that i've decided I have to own and I don't know how I'm going to get it in XL Tsll but If I don't I'm not sure what i'm going to do. As of now my girlfriend has on layaway the 09 Dragon "Nomis" goggles as well as the DropxNomis V.A.C. gloves for my b-dayto match the OG hoodie I just bought the other day. which is on November 19th. On top of that I put on layaway the 09 32 Lashed snowboard boots that Simon is seen advertising in an issue of Transworld Snowboarding if I recall, now as one of the things I want for xmas. But as i just mentioned above the piece of Nomis clothing I want more than anything this holiday season is exclusively that colorway i described which is also shwon on two pages of this months issue of Snowboarder. He is wearing white Nomis pants but when I saw the pics of him wearing that jacket with the new denim pants that I just recently purchased from Unlimited in Banff, I knew I had to have it. However, since I happen to be a tall lanky almost 25 year old guy I have to somehow get that XL Tall.
Well, I know I have nearly written a small short story here but I felt that I really am the biggest and most obsessed Nomis 'freak' out there. And if this story of how much of an idol he is to me and the fact that I want to represent Nomis when I'm riding doesn't show that then I don't know what else will, LOL.
Anyway, I really wanted to know if it would at all possible for you and the Nomis team to personally hook me up with a sweet Nomis package. But if that's not okay then at least a few stickers, preferably a big one to go on the top of my board and if it's not too much to ask his personal signature? You have no idea how much I have wanted to meet him and the team ever since I first heard about Nomis which was last fall but also here in Banff and from the only store at that time that carried Nomis clothing, Mountain Magic Sportswear. I still have and remember how cool I feel when I purchased my first XLT OG Plaid hoodie. I even bought the orignal black and gold full-zip heated hoodie from their store and to this day, I still love it!
To be honest, if Nomis continues to release what I think is the sickest and most insane designs and colorways, I don't think I will evevr get sick of wearing or seeing people with it on. If only I had your job or the skills to do it. However, my girlfriend did say that I could pretty much model almost everything that has been released so far this month for the exception of the jackets, only cuz i have my heart set on that white & purple plaid.
Alright, well I think I've said all I can think of for now, LOL.
I hope you get this message because not meeting Simon in person has ruined my entire week. And to think the one day I leave he comes into town. What are the odds of that? I mean, it really wasn't what I wanted to hear when I walked into Unlimited Thursday morning just after getting back into town. Even one of the sales reps saying that the next time he sees Simon he can proudly say Simon knows him to see him and would give him a shout out.
Take it easy dude and tell Simon I bought the "Down with People" DVD when i was in Calgary and I must say his part is dope. I only wish I was as good of a rider as he is.
Peace Out

Pete

REFERENCE CLICK HERE

gayboy


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

DON'T CENSOR USS!!!!!!!!11



DON'T CENSOR US!!!!!!1111

sara oh twelve

we don't die

dip my nuts in the soup bwoop

everyone knows riley boland

whats the most awkward situation in the world?

hahaha thats a hard one

i think its awkward when you have known someone for over 3 years and dont know their name

but thats just me

hahahah man, totally

it cant be the most awkward sitch in the world though


its deffinatly weirder when they know your name……….


thats what i mean ……
like everyone knows me. and im the worst with names and never remember anyones


EVERYONE KNOWS RILEY

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

2 cor3

MR CHI CITY AGAIN

http://www.mrchicity.com/movies/my-chevy-caprice-on-24s-and-i-ballin-at-mcdonalds/

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

koolaid.

http://www.mrchicity.com/movies/keeping-your-refrigerator-stocked/

what yo mamma say? KILL YO SELF!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

PROPER SWERVE FROM A WHITE BITCH.

MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS WHAT THE FUCK

The Original Hermen

GANG LIST


AS OF NOW
THE GANG INCLUDES

JED ANDERSON
LOUIE PARADISE
BIG BOY STEVEY NACHTERNAL
GRAHAM EDWARD FOY
NICK SNOWSK8 DIRKS
DYLAN HOMER
LANE CLARK
LAURENT FRENCHY LNP
EVAN LDOGZ
JARED ANDERSON
ANGUS MORRISON
DEVON RANDALL
DYLAN CAMERON
JAKE KUZYK
ERIC MESSY HAIR
DREW COOK

SHITE

http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/crank_n_mo.MOV

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

futuro

louie lou eye

cheese dicks welcomes louie paradise to the gang

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Monday, October 13, 2008

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Saturday, October 11, 2008

YOUR A RACIST



cut you wide open bitch

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

our shit

is going to get deleted....

Monday, October 6, 2008

Friday, October 3, 2008

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

CHEESE DIX RIGS BOLAND FOOTY FROM VANS BACKTARD PARTY

CHEESE CHEESE DICK DICK






http://snowboarding.transworld.net/2003/07/21/us-open-of-snowskating-results/

hey everyone, just got informed that the cd crews own nick dirks just got second at the snowskate olympics. good on you pal. here is some footage from the event. also, happy birthday buddy!


broadbandsports.com/node/3550

Nick coming through with some bangers in the opening part. one of the biggest rainbow rails in the bizzz!

glad to have you on the team.


YOU TIGHT BAMBI!


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